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The Creation Of A Pussy

Published on November 6, 2009 by in LOL

While surfing the net looking for quotes I came upon this ol’ school ‘blue’ poem.
Reading it took me right back to elementary school where this sort of things would have had my friends and siblings tittering at how dirty it is.

It’s certainly no literary masterpiece, but I thought it might transport you back to when you were ten years old and this kind of thing seemed so naughty and exciting.

.... by any other name would smell as sweet.


The Creation Of A Pussy
~ Author Unknown

(Gee, this Unknown guy sure is a prolific writer!)

Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
Created a pussy to their design.
First was a butcher, with smart wit,
Using a knife, he gave it a slit.
Second was a carpenter, strong and bold.
With a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole.
Third was a tailor, tall and thin,
By using red velvet, he lined it within.
Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,
With a piece of fox fur, he lined it without.
Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,
Threw in a fish and gave it a smell.
Sixth was a preacher, whose name was McGee,
he touched it and blessed it, and said it could pee.
Last was a sailor, dirty little runt,
he sucked it and fucked it,
and called it a cunt.

Ooooooooo……. ouch!
The ‘C’ word.
Don’t let any of the women in your life see that, ya know what I mean?
If they’re like my gal pals they’ll be all up in arms that you find anything humorous about using the ‘C’ word.

Well ladies, as William Shakespeare said, “What’s in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet.” Cunt, twat, pussy, beaver, pie, snatch, gash, clam, slice o’paradise; vagina, whoo-ha, va-jay-jay, Coochie, muffin, a never ending list of synonyms for this most sought after sweet spot all you guys crave =)

I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
~ George Burns

 
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