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Where Did All The Pretty Playmates Go?

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The other day I ran across a collection of vintage Playboy Magazines from the mid-1970’s. As I flipped through a few of them I was struck by how pretty the girls were. The words that come to mind are sweet, sexy and wholesome. Not a one of the girls has tattoos, body piercings or store

 
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Feed’m, Fuck’m, Leave’m Alone

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As always, I love your feedback and comments, so please be prepared to get those fingers tappin’ when you’ve finished reading. Alrighty then! My years of anecdotal relationship study have boiled things down to two pretty simple truths: Truth #1 ~ Women are complicated. Truth #2 ~ Men are uncomplicated. Truth number one, I can’t

 
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Women as Art

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Ultimately this website is dedicated to the pursuit of pleasure through sexual expression. The gorgeous women of FEMJOY are examples of God’s most exulted accomplishments! Stunningly beautiful, artistic expression of the feminine form at it’s finest. Women as art. FEMJOY appears repeatedly throughout this site because I find the images truly breathtaking. I believe you

 
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The Creation Of A Pussy

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While surfing the net looking for quotes I came upon this ol’ school ‘blue’ poem. Reading it took me right back to elementary school where this sort of things would have had my friends and siblings tittering at how dirty it is. It’s certainly no literary masterpiece, but I thought it might transport you back

 
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The Newspaper Ad

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As I’ve aged my libido hasn’t slowed down one bit. Instead it seems I’m hornier than ever! I guess that’s why I found this joke about the horny old lady so amusing. In twenty five years, when I’m seventy years old, I suspect I’ll be just like her, wanting to make sure my lover can

 
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Those Annoying NARBs

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What a perfect acronym! Until yesterday I’d never heard the term, NARB. Everyone knows of the annoying phenomenon; wood rising at the worst possible time for unknown or grossly inappropriate reasons. I nearly fell off my chair laughing when I read UrbanDictionary.com’s definition of the word NARB. It has a penis sound to it; like