As I’ve aged my libido hasn’t slowed down one bit. Instead it seems I’m hornier than ever!
I guess that’s why I found this joke about the horny old lady so amusing.
In twenty five years, when I’m seventy years old, I suspect I’ll be just like her, wanting to make sure my lover can keep up with me.
I’m not so sure I’ll still be camming at 70 years old, but then again, all my fans will be aging too. At this point I’m not going to rule anything out. Although you can be sure I’m not going to look anything like the lady below!
A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married. She put an ad in the local paper that read:
*** HUSBAND WANTED ***
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70’s)
MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME,
AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.
On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman with no arms or legs sitting in a wheelchair.
She snorted. “You don’t have any hands either!”
Again the old man smiled, “Nor can I beat you!”
She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently. “Are you still good in bed?”
With that, the old gentleman leaned back, beamed a big broad smile and said, “I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?”
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Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that’s down can come up.
~ George Burns