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Masturbation Lesson

Published on November 21, 2010 by in LOL

When you first arrived here at my blog you likely asked yourself, “What does Joy really know about male masturbation?” It’s a fair question. Since I’m not a guy, obviously, I don’t have first hand experience with pleasuring my own. But I must counter with, “Doesn’t experience count for something?” If you’re like most guys, you’ve only played with one cock–the one in your own pants. Me, while I may not have my own ‘Scepter of Love’, I have done my fair share of rigorous investigation on (and off) the subject. My wealth of knowledge comes from my vast experience.

And, watching my favorite Weeds episode…….

Honestly, don’t you wish you’d had an Uncle Andy or older brother who would have given you the same lighthearted speech Shane received? As a girl I wish I had! Or maybe self-pleasuring through masturbation should always be a voyage of self-discovery? Maybe like so many other hard won lessons in life we’re each suppose to find our own way. Nah! I still think it would have been wonderfully liberating to have been given some pointers in what works best for snapping out a fast O. Now I’m fantasizing about how different my sex life would have been if I had asked for and been given a Hitachi Magic Wand for my sixteenth birthday!

What are your thoughts about this post and the Weeds clip?
I’d love to read your comments.


Masturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind.
In the nineteenth century it was a disease; in the twentieth, it’s a cure.
~ Thomas S. Szasz

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