While surfing the net looking for quotes I came upon this ol’ school ‘blue’ poem. Reading it took me right back to elementary school where this sort of things would have had my friends and siblings tittering at how dirty it is. It’s certainly no literary masterpiece, but I thought it might transport you back

The Newspaper Ad
As I’ve aged my libido hasn’t slowed down one bit. Instead it seems I’m hornier than ever! I guess that’s why I found this joke about the horny old lady so amusing. In twenty five years, when I’m seventy years old, I suspect I’ll be just like her, wanting to make sure my lover can

Those Annoying NARBs
What a perfect acronym! Until yesterday I’d never heard the term, NARB. Everyone knows of the annoying phenomenon; wood rising at the worst possible time for unknown or grossly inappropriate reasons. I nearly fell off my chair laughing when I read UrbanDictionary.com’s definition of the word NARB. It has a penis sound to it; like